Aquaman | Little White Lies

Aqua­man

11 Dec 2018 / Released: 12 Dec 2018

Words by Elena Lazic

Directed by James Wan

Starring Amber Heard, Jason Momoa, and Nicole Kidman

Muscular man with trident standing in waterfall, wearing yellow and blue costume.
Muscular man with trident standing in waterfall, wearing yellow and blue costume.
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Anticipation.

This cast is fun!

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Enjoyment.

Some fun moments, but mostly boring.

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In Retrospect.

It could have been worse, but maybe it could also have been good?

DC Comics chance their arm with this zany, enter­tain­ing and fre­quent­ly con­found­ing under­wa­ter epic.

At this point, putting aside excep­tions such as Won­der Woman and Black Pan­ther, it might seem futile to still hold out hope for a super­hero film that feels like a gen­uine artis­tic cre­ation. But the way DC’s Aqua­man overex­tends itself – in all direc­tions – feels just as dispir­it­ing as self-evi­dent­ly safer’ entries in the ever-expand­ing canon of super­hero sequels and remakes.

The film’s obvi­ous and faint­ly des­per­ate attempts to please every­one weighs down its gen­uine­ly fun aspects – and even makes those look engi­neered them­selves. What is inten­tion­al, and what isn’t? Could any­thing in this mul­ti-mil­lion dol­lar machine have escaped the scruti­ny of focus groups and the care­ful cal­i­bra­tion of fun?

Torn between being a seri­ous com­ing-of-age adven­ture, a rompy bud­dy com­e­dy, and a vio­lent epic, the film decides to be all of these things, but mess­i­ly, and one at a time. A grue­some scene on a sub­ma­rine is rem­i­nis­cent of the dark­est moments from Bat­man v Super­man: Dawn of Jus­tice. An Indi­ana Jones-esque set piece in the Sahara recalls the worst comedic exchanges from Jus­tice League, only a lit­tle more polished.

A bat­tle scene seems inspired by Lord of the Rings, and an under­wa­ter sequence recalls both Har­ry Pot­ter and the epic para­chute drop from 2014’s Godzil­la. For Aqua­man to con­stant­ly jump from one allu­sion and reg­is­ter to anoth­er could be fun, part of a pur­pose­ful­ly dis­ori­ent­ing, any­thing-goes aes­thet­ic. But the film itself seems unable to keep up with these con­stant shifts, result­ing in moments so absurd they appear inci­den­tal, per­haps even accidental.

One such inci­dent sees an octo­pus bang­ing on some drums before a big bat­tle. Lat­er, a sol­dier loads water in an Atlantean weapon in the same man­ner one does with a house­hold iron. Such flour­ish­es do not add any­thing to the nar­ra­tive and are nev­er com­ment­ed on with­in the film. If one is will­ing to dis­re­gard the pos­si­bil­i­ty of mere incom­pe­tence of the part of the film­mak­ers, the only expla­na­tion behind these moments appear­ing in a mas­sive­ly bud­get­ed block­buster must be pre­cise­ly what I am doing right now: telling peo­ple about these fun­ny bits, and mak­ing the film sound like the crazy ston­er com­e­dy it sad­ly isn’t.

Headshot of a woman with long, vibrant red hair and green eyes, wearing a grey jacket.

On at least five occa­sions in the film, a scene is inter­rupt­ed by vil­lains explod­ing through a wall. There are sev­er­al tri­dent sword fights. Dolph Lund­gren is present, as are Nicole Kid­man and Willem Dafoe. Aqua­man has all the con­stituent ele­ments of a camp clas­sic, but this glo­ri­ous poten­tial is dis­tilled over 143 long min­utes, in the bor­ing non-sto­ry of a rather unlike­able hero.

There are shades of King Arthur’s leg­end, and even a sequence direct­ly inspired by Pinoc­chio. But Aquaman/​Arthur Cur­ry remains an opaque and con­fus­ing pres­ence, sur­round­ed by char­ac­ters with their own clear goals and char­ac­ter­is­tics. The ille­git­i­mate son of Atlanna (Kid­man), Queen of Atlantis, and of a human light­house keep­er (Temuera Mor­ri­son), Cur­ry feels respon­si­ble for his mother’s exe­cu­tion in Atlantis. But noth­ing in his per­son­al­i­ty or atti­tude betrays any of that self-doubt or guilt, and the film’s attempt to present his becom­ing King of Atlantis as the cul­mi­na­tion of a per­son­al jour­ney of self-dis­cov­ery falls flat.

This is even more of a shame con­sid­er­ing the refresh­ing­ly sim­ple nar­ra­tive that the film is going for. Play­ing with the ele­men­tal mate­r­i­al of the adven­ture com­ing-of-age sto­ry could have rather eas­i­ly led to some­thing ter­rif­ic, in equal parts fun and mov­ing – there are suc­cess­ful tem­plates for that kind of sto­ry­telling across com­ic book films and fan­ta­sy. But Aqua­man seems too afraid of falling into the much derid­ed grav­i­ty of Snyder’s Man of Steel and BvS, and does not have the courage to take any of its stakes seriously.

The war between the ocean and the sur­face world that Curry’s half broth­er Orm (Patrick Wil­son) threat­ens to begin feels rather vague and abstract­ed. Despite tacked-on lines of dia­logue try­ing to remind us of the conflict’s sig­nif­i­cance for Aqua­man – as half-Atlantean and half-human – the threat feels lit­tle more than an excuse for a series of rushed bat­tles and adven­tures for our hero.

Some of these sequences are dynam­ic, over-the-top and enter­tain­ing; a great set piece in Sici­ly feels like an old-school adven­ture film action scene. But the rest of this very long film is too tedious and joy­less, with only just enough absurd and fun­ny moments to keep us awake. As super­hero movies go, Aqua­man isn’t a dis­as­ter, but it’s still a disappointment.

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