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All aboard the first trail­er for the high-speed shoot-’em-up Bul­let Train

02 Mar 2022

Words by Charles Bramesco

Dishevelled man with facial injuries in ruined urban setting, holding head in distress.
Dishevelled man with facial injuries in ruined urban setting, holding head in distress.
Brad Pitt stars in the gun-crazy action film from John Wick codi­rec­tor David Leitch.

Who doesn’t love movies set on trains? There’s an inher­ent dra­mat­ic stakes to the set­ting – you’re trapped in an enclosed, lin­ear space, yet hurtling through space at hun­dreds of kilo­me­ters per hour, death assured for those who might try to jump out. Snow­piercer stuffed a whole dystopi­an soci­ety into its choo-choo, Unstop­pable turned one into a run­away force of destruc­tion, and now it seems that the next film in this lin­eage is chug­ga-chug­ging its way to cinemas.

The first trail­er for Bul­let Train pulled into the sta­tion just this morn­ing, with car after car of armed-to-the-teeth assas­sins in tow. The lat­est film from direc­tor David Leitch will fol­low the exam­ple of his Atom­ic Blonde and John Wick, as yet anoth­er shoot-’em-up hit­ting the Neon Light­ing’ and Close-Quar­ter Mar­tial Arts’ sec­tors of our cin­e­mat­ic plea­sure centers.

Brad Pitt puts those hand-to-hand com­bat skills last honed for Once Upon a Time in Hol­ly­wood back to work as the lead, a killer-for-hire code­named Lady­bug who’s just tak­en one last job before get­ting out of the game, as men in his pro­fes­sion are wont to do. He’s sup­posed to board one of the high-speed rail trains criss­cross­ing Japan and retrieve a brief­case — lit­tle does he real­ize, the train is packed with cha­grinned col­leagues who’d like to use one of those tick­et-punch­er giz­mos on his face.

The ensem­ble of col­or­ful­ly-attired eccentrics includes Zazie Beetz, Aaron Tay­lor-John­son, Joey King (star of Netflix’s series of The Kiss­ing Booth films), a bleached-blonde Bri­an Tyree Hen­ry, and Andrew Koji, all of them try­ing to get a piece of Pitt’s hide. The intrigu­ing cast list also names Michael Shan­non and San­dra Bul­lock, though nei­ther of them appear in the trail­er, sug­gest­ing that they’ll be in minor or now-blown sur­prise roles. The oth­er big name is that of Puer­to Rican rap­per Bad Bun­ny, who pops up here in what we can safe­ly assume will be a Liz­zo-in-Hus­tlers capac­i­ty: on set for a cou­ple days to shoot one or two flashy scenes that will nonethe­less be fore­ground­ed in pro­mo­tion­al materials.

By this point, Leitch has more than proven his skill as a chore­o­g­ra­ph­er of vis­cer­al, bone-crunch­ing action set pieces, so those pur­chas­ing a tick­et to watch experts trade blows won’t be dis­ap­point­ed. But the aes­thet­ic at play here, flush as it is in col­ored lights and touris­tic Asian touch­es, may be start­ing to wear thin. Last year’s deriv­a­tive one-two punch of Kate and Gun­pow­der Milk­shake showed us that the post-John Wick vibe could have an expi­ra­tion date, but if anyone’s going to dis­prove that, it would have to be the guy who had an hand in cre­at­ing the gen­uine article.

Bul­let Train comes to cin­e­mas in the UK and US on 15 July.

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