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The Goldfinch

09 Sep 2019 / Released: 13 Sep 2019

Two well-dressed individuals, a woman in a pale beige outfit and a man in a dark suit, sitting together on a patterned sofa against a floral wallpaper background.
Two well-dressed individuals, a woman in a pale beige outfit and a man in a dark suit, sitting together on a patterned sofa against a floral wallpaper background.
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Anticipation.

Crowley has form, and the book flew off the shelves.

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Enjoyment.

Cinematic taxidermy.

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In Retrospect.

This year’s Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

Ansel Elgo­rt and Nicole Kid­man star in this dis­as­trous­ly dull adap­ta­tion of Don­na Tartt’s best-seller.

By all accounts, Don­na Tartt’s Pulitzer Prize-win­ning 2013 nov­el The Goldfinch’ is a com­pelling, del­i­cate­ly-lay­ered study of grief, dis­lo­ca­tion and mem­o­ry. I’ve not read it yet, but it has been rec­om­mend­ed to me by enough peo­ple whose opin­ions I trust for me to know that it is prob­a­bly worth my time.

As a cin­e­mat­ic view­ing expe­ri­ence, how­ev­er, The Goldfinch is a total non-event. It’s as though some­one has snuck into a muse­um unde­tect­ed and cracked open an air­tight cab­i­net con­tain­ing a pre­cious arte­fact, and all the oxy­gen in the room has rushed in, instant­ly decay­ing it. The soul has been sucked out of the source text.

How does this hap­pen? Seri­ous­ly, think of all the mon­ey that must have gone into secur­ing the film rights, then hir­ing a sea­soned screen­writer (Peter Straugh­an, whose CV includes The Snow­man but also Tin­ker Tai­lor Sol­dier Spy) and direc­tor (John Crow­ley, whose pre­vi­ous fea­ture was the warm­ly-received 2015 peri­od dra­ma Brook­lyn). Look at the tal­ent both behind (Roger Deakins, DoP) and in front of the cam­era (Nicole Kid­man, Jef­frey Wright).

Film­mak­ing is com­mon­ly per­ceived as a kind of alche­my; we like to imag­ine that great art is willed into exis­tence by a vision­ary cre­ator, the result of some divine inter­ven­tion. But the real­i­ty is that thou­sands of prag­mat­ic as well as cre­ative deci­sions are made over the course of a film’s pro­duc­tion, and the mar­gins between suc­cess and fail­ure are often incred­i­bly fine. It nev­er comes down to just one indi­vid­ual, a sim­ple mis­cal­cu­la­tion or lapse in judge­ment. Which makes the col­lec­tive short­com­ings of The Goldfinch all the more remark­able and dif­fi­cult to fathom.

To be clear, no one is guilty of doing shod­dy work here. Ansel Elgo­rt bare­ly makes an impres­sion as eru­dite sad boy Theodore Deck­er, whose obses­sion with Carel Fab­ri­tius’ epony­mous paint­ing and the pret­ty young woman he asso­ciates with it under­pins the nar­ra­tive, but his per­for­mance is not objec­tive­ly bad. Like­wise Kid­man and Wright are per­fect­ly fine in their respec­tive roles as tac­i­turn WASP Saman­tha Bar­bour and wis­ened antiques deal­er James Hobie” Hobart, who take it in turns to offer Theodore shel­ter and guid­ance. Hell, even Finn Wolfhard putting on a gloopy Russ­ian accent to play a pot-lov­ing Ukrain­ian émi­gré isn’t near­ly as objec­tion­able as it sounds.

It’s a tricky one to put your fin­ger on, because 149 min­utes should be ample time to devel­op at least one char­ac­ter worth root­ing for. The premise of a boy being torn from his moth­er in unimag­in­ably hor­rif­ic cir­cum­stances – and his sub­se­quent­ly trau­mat­ic pas­sage into adult­hood – is cer­tain­ly fer­tile enough dra­mat­ic ground. Yet what­ev­er the mer­its of Tartt’s nov­el, its trans­la­tion to the screen has seen the char­ac­ters and sto­ry ren­dered in the flat­test, most drably con­ven­tion­al shades imaginable.

Where the small teth­ered bird in Fab­ri­tius’ Dutch Gold­en Age mas­ter­piece radi­ates life, this shal­low, painful­ly self-con­scious tra­gi-dra­ma is fatal­ly drained of it. It’s cin­e­ma as taxi­dermy: inert, over­stuffed, nowhere to go.

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