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Review

Magic Mike’s Last Dance

by Hannah Strong

Mike Lane swaps Mia­mi for Lon­don in this frus­trat­ing­ly under­whelm­ing and unsexy threequel.

5
Anticipation
3
Enjoyment
2
In Retrospect
Three people, two men and one woman, sitting in a dimly lit room.
Review

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

by David Jenkins

This dire action-com­e­dy feels like it was thrown togeth­er with a min­i­mum of care and attention.

2
Anticipation
2
Enjoyment
2
In Retrospect
Two people, a man with greying hair and a woman with long dark hair, standing together outdoors against a colourful background.
Review

Bliss

by Charles Bramesco

Mike Cahill’s dis­as­trous sci-fi para­ble sees Owen Wil­son and Salma Hayek slip into a sim­u­lat­ed realty.

2
Anticipation
1
Enjoyment
2
In Retrospect
Two men wearing hard hats standing in a forest.
Review

The Hummingbird Project

by Thomas Hobbs

The thrill-a-minute world of fibre-optic cable lay­ing back­drops this uneven tale of human­i­ty ver­sus capitalism.

2
Anticipation
3
Enjoyment
3
In Retrospect
Two men holding firearms, one bald and the other with short hair, in a dimly lit room.
Review

The Hitman’s Bodyguard

by David Jenkins

This pot­ty-mouthed road trip from Coven­try to The Hague stars Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L Jack­son and some top com­ic bants.

2
Anticipation
3
Enjoyment
2
In Retrospect
Lush, verdant woodland setting with a woman in a crimson dress lying on the moss-covered ground.
Review

Tale of Tales

by Trevor Johnston

Mat­teo Gar­rone serves up a trio of fab­u­lous­ly gory fan­tasies with the help of a sol­id ensem­ble cast.

4
Anticipation
3
Enjoyment
3
In Retrospect