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Giant mechanical warrior in forest with glowing green eyes and metallic components.
Review

Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts

by David Jenkins

The extinc­tion of the human race is on the table with this join-the-dots sev­enth entry to the appar­ent­ly beloved fight­ing robot-based mega franchise.

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In Retrospect
Two figures in an action-packed sci-fi scene, with explosions, smoke, and dramatic lighting.
Review

Transformers: The Last Knight

by Adam Woodward

Michael Bay once again puts the ​‘bro’ in Has­bro with this stag­ger­ing­ly inco­her­ent Arthuri­an epic.

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Futuristic geometric robot face in shades of green and black, with abstract patterns and glowing effects.
In Praise Of

The original Transformers movie is one of the weirdest kids’ films ever made

by Greg Evans

Michael Bay could learn a lot from this enter­tain­ing ​’80s cartoon.
Three people standing in front of a gas station sign in a desert setting.
Review

Transformers: Age of Extinction

by David Ehrlich

Michael Bay co-opts Chi­na as his new play pen in this hor­rif­i­cal­ly gar­ish but unde­ni­ably fas­ci­nat­ing third sequel.

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A man in a suit and tie rushing through an office, with colleagues seated at desks in the background.
Review

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

by Adam Woodward

An ejac­u­la­to­ry mess that seeks to med­icate its audi­ence with a glut of whizz-bang spills and vein-bulging fist pumps.

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Woman with long dark hair wearing a pink top and patterned scarf, leaning against a stone wall.
Review

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

by Matt Bochenski

A fren­zy of sound and fury that takes Michael Bay’s vision to its final, eye-bog­gling extreme.

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