The 355 | Little White Lies

The 355

07 Jan 2022 / Released: 07 Jan 2022 / US: 07 Jan 2022

Three women in formal black outfits, one with a patterned jacket, standing in a hallway.
Three women in formal black outfits, one with a patterned jacket, standing in a hallway.
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Anticipation.

Simon Kinberg doing Hollywood feminism? Stakes are low, expectations are tempered.

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Enjoyment.

Harmlessly entertaining romp.

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In Retrospect.

Toss it in the girlboss pile.

Jes­si­ca Chastain’s pas­sion project is a ques­tion­able espi­onage thriller that flaunts its inter­na­tion­al cast of A‑Listers.

This Jes­si­ca Chas­tain-pro­duced flick looked like it had all the ingre­di­ents to be anoth­er Ocean’s 8/Charlie’s Angels Hol­ly­wood mis­fire. Hav­ing per­son­al­ly con­ceived of the con­cept her­self, Chas­tain enlist­ed Simon Kin­berg as the direc­tor, who fol­lows up his train­wreck X‑Men films with this glossy femme spy thriller, writ­ing the script along­side There­sa Rebeck.

Upon learn­ing that a group of mer­ce­nar­ies has obtained an advanced piece of tech pow­er­ful enough to hack into any and every sys­tem, CIA agent Mace (Jes­si­ca Chas­tain) along with her col­league and close friend Nick (Sebas­t­ian Stan) set off to Paris in an attempt to retrieve it. Nat­u­ral­ly, things don’t go to plan, and Mace heads to Lon­don in order to con­vince for­mer MI6 agent and cyber-espi­onage expert Khadi­jah (Lupi­ta Nyong’o, sport­ing an awful­ly dis­tract­ing British accent) to join her on the mission.

They join forces with rival Ger­man agent Marie (Diane Kruger) and Colom­bian psy­chol­o­gist Gra­ciela (Pené­lope Cruz) before form­ing an unlike­ly alliance with Chi­nese MSS oper­a­tive Lin Mi Sheng (Bing­bing Fan). Their goal is to keep the cyber weapon from falling into the wrong hands.

Being one of Hollywood’s only entire­ly female-front­ed spy films, The 355 scores points for the fact that it’s an orig­i­nal female-led action film and not a gen­der­swap reboot or remake of anoth­er fran­chise. The film is named after Agent 355, the code name of a female spy who fought dur­ing the Amer­i­can Rev­o­lu­tion whose name remains unknown, yet whose lega­cy endures. And the con­nec­tion with the sub­ject of the film’s title pret­ty much ends there.

Let down by a sil­ly, coarse script and a spot­ty plot, the cast –despite every­thing – actu­al­ly man­ages to pull off their roles. Pené­lope Cruz’s per­for­mance is impec­ca­ble, but the cast­ing had sparked con­tro­ver­sy since its first trail­er dropped. A Spaniard play­ing a Colom­bian char­ac­ter who wax­es lyri­cal about her her­itage? Odd­ly ques­tion­able choice. Chas­tain defend­ed the deci­sion, say­ing that, At the end of the day, it’s not impor­tant where the char­ac­ters came from, but that they all come togeth­er to form an alliance beyond bor­ders”. Make of that what you will.

When Mace tries to con­vince Khadi­jah to join her on the mis­sion, she warns, The old wars. The cold war. The war on ter­ror. We knew who we were fight­ing. But now the enemy’s invis­i­ble”. Ah yes, ter­ror. The most sol­id of foes. Vis­i­ble. Spe­cif­ic. Easy to iden­ti­fy. Not at all neb­u­lous and arbi­trary. You know how we start­ed all those wars in the Mid­dle East that cost over $8 tril­lion and killed over 900,000 peo­ple? We were doing a great job!” A true CIA-sanc­tioned tor­ture apologia.

Maybe the real ter­ror­ists were the friends we made along the way? It’s such well-pack­aged, per­ni­cious pro­pa­gan­da for America’s polit­i­cal mem­o­ry and Hollywood’s inces­sant per­pet­u­a­tion of the myth of Mus­lim bar­barism, with the added impli­ca­tion that the war on ter­ror” is over.

It’s the women’s agency and auton­o­my that fore­ground the film, their abil­i­ty to get things done in cor­po­ra­tised Lean-in Fem­i­nism” fash­ion. It’s girl pow­er, but neolib­er­al wine mom girl pow­er. True Hol­ly­wood style girl pow­er. Con­sid­er­ing the CIA’s involve­ment in his­tor­i­cal­ly desta­bil­is­ing Latin Amer­i­can coun­tries, at least they refrained from mak­ing the Colom­bian char­ac­ter an agent work­ing along­side the CIA.

It’s a morass of tropes and clichés that the genre is typ­i­cal­ly known for, but if you can turn your brain off for two hours and cast the hor­ri­fy­ing pol­i­tics and Kin­berg prob­lems aside, The 355 is a pret­ty enjoy­able and ridicu­lous pop­corn flick. There’s laughs to be had as it main­tains a sense of humour, a high lev­el of ener­gy and ade­quate­ly high stakes, but it’s the chem­istry of the charis­mat­ic ensem­ble cast that effec­tive­ly makes this watch­able. Bless this movie’s sheer mis­placed ambition.

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