Ocean’s 8 | Little White Lies

Ocean’s 8

16 Jun 2018 / Released: 18 Jun 2018

Words by David Jenkins

Directed by Gary Ross

Starring Cate Blanchett, Rihanna, and Sandra Bullock

Two women, one with dark hair and one with blonde hair, sitting together and holding a game controller.
Two women, one with dark hair and one with blonde hair, sitting together and holding a game controller.
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Anticipation.

A powerhouse cast, or the powerhousest cast?

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Enjoyment.

A missed opportunity, or the missedest opportunity?

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In Retrospect.

A poorly directed and written blow-out. This cast deserved better.

A female-dom­i­nat­ed ensem­ble for the ages joins togeth­er for this crush­ing, zero-stakes heist caper.

Here’s a brain teas­er to file along­side why cats always land on their feet and why Milky Way bars always come in pairs: why, oh why, was Gary Ross employed as writer and direc­tor of the caper spin-off fea­ture Ocean’s 8? Who, up there in the high tow­er, thought this was a good idea? You spend some time assem­bling a who’s‑who cast of pre­mi­um female tal­ent, you jug­gle a bunch of sched­ules, you secure the approval of fran­chise over­seer Steven Soder­bergh, you hard­wire your prop­er­ty direct­ly into the pro­gres­sive zeit­geist, and then after all that, you hire an anony­mous jour­ney­man to bring this shiny dream to life.

Ocean’s 8 com­pris­es a unique oppor­tu­ni­ty, in that heist movies tra­di­tion­al­ly tend to involve men doing the rob­bing – females are usu­al­ly ush­ered in as love inter­ests (cf Julia Roberts in Ocean’s Eleven) and, cer­tain­ly in old­er films, they often bite the bul­let. Yet it might be tech­ni­cal­ly incor­rect to refer to this as a heist pic­ture, as, per exam­ples in cin­e­ma and lit­er­a­ture, heists are extreme­ly dan­ger­ous and intri­cate. Plus, the odds of them going pear-shaped are high. Here, the per­il lev­els are per­haps equiv­a­lent to cross­ing a qui­et sub­ur­ban street at 4am in the morn­ing. It’s less like a heist, more like a group of well-dressed peo­ple car­ry­ing out their dai­ly, thrill-neu­tral affairs.

This is unfor­tu­nate, as it feels like Ross hasn’t got the guts to give his char­ac­ters flaws, lest it appear as if he is some­how taint­ing this clutch of strong, empow­ered women. In this respect, it not only comes across as a sto­ry that’s com­plete­ly lack­ing in dra­ma, but one that is lack­ing human char­ac­ters – in their place are immac­u­late­ly sculpt­ed man­nequins who glide through the motions and just stum­ble into suc­cess. But the disin­gen­u­ous, super­hero-like char­ac­ter­i­sa­tions are only part of the problem.

The heist mount­ed by Deb­bie Ocean (San­dra Bul­lock) is the prod­uct of five years in chokey – and a few months in soli­tary – just play­ing every angle over and over in her head. She’s got names, num­bers and a ball­park esti­mate of the even­tu­al pay­off. Along­side sev­en cohorts, she plans to nab a 6lb Carti­er dia­mond neck­lace being worn by Anne Hathaway’s mis­cel­la­neous celeb diva Daphne Kluger at America’s most exclu­sive par­ty, The Met Gala (which, per the film, looks like an off-sea­son hen par­ty at a retail park All Bar One).

Five young women gathered around a computer, examining something together.

The team nev­er real­ly break a sweat, and Ross doesn’t seem inter­est­ed in show­ing how they over­come var­i­ous unseen obsta­cles. As a spec­ta­tor, Debbie’s com­plex escapade is far less impres­sive than the off-the-cuff grift she pulls off in the open­ing min­utes when, mosey­ing from the prison gates in a cock­tail dress, she clev­er­ly makes off with a stash of make­up from a depart­ment store. (Side note: would a female writer have sent Deb­bie direct from prison to a make­up counter?) Any­way, it’s a love­ly lit­tle moment, and per­haps the only exam­ple in the film of an inter­ac­tion that is only pos­si­ble because the par­ties involved are women.

Else­where, the cast do the best with what they’re giv­en which, frankly, is mea­gre scrap­ings. There must be some kind of under­ground Hol­ly­wood tri­bunal or crim­i­nal court for wast­ing Cate Blanchett in a movie. If there is, Ross would be sen­tenced to mul­ti­ple life sen­tences. She hasn’t got the time for stuff like this. Movies need her for more impor­tant busi­ness. Her char­ac­ter, Lou, is intro­duced as a club own­er who dreams of dri­ving down long beach roads on her motor­bike, and beyond that, the only mem­o­rable moment she has is when she wears some red leather slacks.

At the time of writ­ing, the film has been finan­cial­ly suc­cess­ful, so the inevitable ques­tion aris­es: should we be gird­ing our loins for the sequel? Were it to hap­pen, the mak­ers would sure­ly have to start from scratch with these char­ac­ters, as we’re giv­en so lit­tle rea­son to want to hang out with them again or, indeed, to bask in their suc­cess. Soder­bergh is an avowed devo­tee to 60s crime movies, and you get the strong impres­sion that he ingest­ed the entire canon before embark­ing on his ini­tial tril­o­gy. It seems like Ross, on the oth­er hand, did lit­tle more than scan that morning’s Vari­ety and had his assis­tant work out some demo­graph­ic and mar­ket­ing projections.

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