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Sin­cere Atroc­i­ty: On Col­lat­er­al Beau­ty, The Book of Hen­ry and Life Itself

28 Sep 2018

Words by Zach Vasquez

Two people lying on a bed, smiling and taking a selfie with a small dog.
Two people lying on a bed, smiling and taking a selfie with a small dog.
They’re among the most derid­ed films in recent mem­o­ry, but what will be the long-term lega­cy of this acci­den­tal tril­o­gy of awfulness?

As soon as the first press screen­ings for Life Itself, the new ensem­ble dra­ma from This is Us showrun­ner Dan Fogel­man, let out, crit­ics began com­par­ing it to two of most sav­age­ly derid­ed films in recent mem­o­ry: 2016’s Col­lat­er­al Beau­ty and 2017’s The Book of Hen­ry. While such com­par­isons must have been wor­ri­some to the mak­ers of Life Itself, they left a small con­tin­gent of masochis­tic film­go­ers sali­vat­ing in anticipation.

Since their respec­tive releas­es, Col­lat­er­al Beau­ty and The Book of Hen­ry have gained some­thing of an unlike­ly cult fol­low­ing – and now Life Itself seems des­tined to join their ranks. This loose the­mat­ic tril­o­gy has found an audi­ence not because the films are mis­un­der­stood or wrong­ly derid­ed, or because they fit into the ill-defined cat­e­go­ry of so bad it’s good’. Their appeal is sim­ple: they are so wrong-head­ed, so baf­fling, and ulti­mate­ly so infu­ri­at­ing, that they must be seen to be believed.

At first glance these films seem no dif­fer­ent to your run-of-the-mill Oscar fod­der. Col­lat­er­al Beau­ty, which stars Will Smith as a recent­ly bereaved father who begins receiv­ing advice from trio of vis­it­ing angels (rep­re­sent­ing Time, Love and Death), is mod­ern spin on clas­sic hol­i­day fables like A Christ­mas Car­ol and It’s a Won­der­ful Life. The Book of Hen­ry is a quirky, sen­ti­men­tal fam­i­ly dram­e­dy about a sin­gle moth­er strug­gling to raise her two young boys, one of whom – the tit­u­lar Hen­ry – is a child prodi­gy. Life Itself is a mul­ti-gen­er­a­tional fam­i­ly saga brim­ming with romance, tragedy and an ulti­mate­ly inspi­ra­tional mes­sage about how the peo­ple we lose live on through the sto­ries we tell about them. All pret­ty stan­dard melo­dra­ma fare.

But as any­one who has watched these films can tell you (and very well may have, like­ly over a few drinks), their syn­opses don’t begin to con­vey the non­sen­si­cal plot twists, unbe­liev­able char­ac­ter choic­es, bewil­der­ing dia­logue, eye-rolling pre­ten­tious­ness, casu­al sex­ism, racism and, in the case of Col­lat­er­al Beau­ty and The Book of Hen­ry, anti-human sen­ti­ment con­tained with­in them.

To whit: in Col­lat­er­al Beau­ty, Smith doesn’t sim­ply receive a vis­it from some angels – rather, his three busi­ness part­ners (played by Ed Nor­ton, Kate Winslet and Michael Peña) hire a trio of stage actors to play the parts of Time, Love and Death, in order to dri­ve Smith’s char­ac­ter so crazy that they can oust him as CEO of their adver­tis­ing firm on a med­ical pre­text. The film treats the busi­ness part­ners as the heroes, and in the end not only does their plan suc­ceed, it ends up help­ing Smith’s char­ac­ter over­come his grief. As if that wasn’t con­vo­lut­ed enough, in the final min­utes the film unleash­es not one but two dizzy­ing plot twists, one being that the actors who played the angels were, in fact, angels pre­tend­ing to be human actors… pre­tend­ing to be angels. In order to gaslight a griev­ing father. For mon­ey. Which they accept.

The Book of Hen­ry doesn’t have a twist end­ing, but it does fre­quent­ly veer into sim­i­lar­ly bizarre ter­ri­to­ry. What starts out as an insuf­fer­ably pre­cious throw­back to Amblin-era com­ing-of-age movies (direc­tor Col­in Trevor­row, fresh off the mas­sive suc­cess of Juras­sic World, once again attempt­ing to con­jure that Steven Spiel­berg mag­ic), turns into a TV-movie-of-week once Hen­ry is afflict­ed with a ter­mi­nal brain dis­ease, only for him to expire around the 40-minute mark. The remain­der of the film revolves around Nao­mi Watts doing her absolute best to make her ditzy, video game-play­ing sin­gle mom relat­able, as she plots to assas­si­nate her next-door neigh­bour (and the town’s Chief-of-Police) on behalf of her dead son.

A woman with blonde hair embracing two young boys, one in a striped jumper and the other wearing glasses, in an outdoor setting with trees and autumn leaves.

Life Itself, a sto­ry-with­in-a-sto­ry-with­in-a-sto­ry – with meta-nar­ra­tive tricks, digres­sions about music and lit­er­ary the­o­ry and overt ref­er­ences to oth­er films – is clear­ly indebt­ed to the work of Quentin Taran­ti­no, Paul Thomas Ander­son, Ken­neth Lon­er­gan, Ale­jan­dro González Iñár­ritu and, most overt­ly, Cameron Crowe. While it is cer­tain­ly rem­i­nis­cent of the worst qual­i­ties of the lat­ter two film­mak­ers (tak­ing the Man­ic Pix­ie Dream Girl trope to sub-Crowe depths, and with a third act that feels like an excised sub­plot from Iñárritu’s turgid Babel), what it most brings to mind is the over-the-top inani­ty of spir­i­tu­al dra­mas made by the likes of Tyler Per­ry and Kirk Cameron.

The same can be also said of Col­lat­er­al Beau­ty and The Book of Hen­ry, and while none of the films espouse any bla­tant reli­gious sen­ti­ment, each one is chock full of the type pseu­do-spir­i­tu­al­i­ty and moral pro­nun­ci­a­tions usu­al­ly reserved for inspi­ra­tional memes on social media. In this sense, they also recall the two worst Best Pic­ture win­ners of the mod­ern era, Amer­i­can Beau­ty and Crash, but with the self-sat­is­fac­tion and pre­ten­sions of pro­fun­di­ty dialled up to such an obnox­ious degree that even the easy marks that make up the Acad­e­my didn’t fall for it.

Because of the prof­it motive cen­tral to the film indus­try, the dic­tum that every bad poem is sin­cere’ can’t be applied to every bad film. But it can cer­tain­ly be applied to these three, all of which are clear­ly deeply per­son­al projects that the peo­ple behind them believed in. Are they tru­ly deserv­ing of their iron­ic cult sta­tus in the name of schaden­freude? Fogel­man recent­ly defend­ed his film in the press, accus­ing his crit­ics of being too cyn­i­cal and out-of-touch to appre­ci­ate the big-heart­ed sin­cer­i­ty on dis­play. While Fogel­man (a white man) imme­di­ate­ly tor­pe­doed his own argu­ment by claim­ing that said crit­ics were exclu­sive­ly white and male, he did elic­it some sym­pa­thy across social media, where some won­dered aloud if such relent­less deri­sion doesn’t indeed cross a line.

I would argue that it does not in the case of these three films. Not sim­ply because they are equal­ly care­less in their han­dling of com­plex sub­ject mat­ter – each film depicts trau­ma in a laugh­ably unre­al­is­tic man­ner – but because they attempt to define and even treat it by way of trea­cly hom­i­lies, emp­ty rhetoric, and faux-wis­dom, all of which they deliv­er with the self-assur­ance of lifestyle gurus, cor­po­rate moti­va­tion­al speak­ers, social media influ­encers, polit­i­cal pun­dits and every oth­er man­ner of char­la­tans and conmen.

It’s not that these films are dan­ger­ous (they’d have to work on at least some lev­el to be so), but they are rep­re­sen­ta­tive of the kind of inky moral­i­ty that is too often mis­tak­en for insight. The befud­dled reac­tion that indus­try insid­ers have expressed at Life Itself’s fail­ure (‘It brought War­ren Beat­ty to tears, how could the pub­lic reject it!’) demon­strates how such false insight cre­ates an elit­ist bub­ble around those who fall for it. If it takes deri­sion to start pop­ping those bub­bles, irony and a small mea­sure of cru­el­ty seem a small price to pay.

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