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Review

The Iron Mask

by Matt Thrift

Not even a Schwarzeneg­ger-Chan show­down is enough to sal­vage this unfath­omably dire action folly.

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Two people, a man and a woman, illuminated by warm orange light in a dark room.
Review

Terminator: Dark Fate

by Matt Thrift

New mod­el, same result: Cameron, Schwarzeneg­ger and Hamil­ton reunite for this ser­vice­able belat­ed sequel to T2.

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A man with grey hair and a cowboy shirt stands in front of an American flag.
Review

Aftermath

by Eve Watling

Arnie strug­gles with the sim­ple dra­mat­ic demands of this insid­i­ous­ly nasty blue-col­lar revenge yarn.

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Review

Maggie

by Adam Woodward

Arnold Schwarzeneg­ger stars in a small indie hor­ror film and the result ain’t pretty.

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Review

Terminator Genisys

by Adam Woodward

Arnold Schwarzeneg­ger may be back, but this tril­o­gy open­er sug­gests the fran­chise is hard­wired to self-destruct.

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Two people, a man and a woman, stand in front of a yellow school bus. The man wears a police uniform and has a stern expression.
Review

The Last Stand

by Adam Woodward

Arnie takes the stage as America’s last line of defence in Kim Jee-woon’s high­ly sat­is­fy­ing action romp.

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Review

The Expendables 2

by Little White Lies

In the spir­it of this gung-ho tale about a mil­i­tarist old boys net­work, three review­ers sit down for a chat about The Expend­ables 2.