Pas­sen­gers

Chris Pratt is in space. On board a mas­sive space­ship in space. Only his sleep pod has opened too soon in space. The oth­er pas­sen­gers are still fast asleep in space. But Chris Pratt is wide awake in space.

Chris Pratt grows a beard in space. He befriends a robot bar­tender in space (played by Michael Sheen in space). But Chris Pratt is very bored in space. He longs for human con­tact in space. What’s a red-blood­ed male to do in space?

Jen­nifer Lawrence is also in space. She catch­es Chris Pratt’s eye in space. Doesn’t she look love­ly in space? Chris Pratt is on the horns of a dilem­ma in space. But real­ly he’s just got the horn in space. This is all start­ing to get a bit creepy in space.

Jen­nifer Lawrence is con­fused in space. Why is she now wide awake in space? At least Chris Pratt is here in space. He seems like a nice enough guy in space. Maybe they’ll get past sec­ond base in space?

Michael Sheen spills the beans in space. Which makes Jen­nifer Lawrence very angry in space. It seems there’s trou­ble in par­adise in space. She’s seen Chris Pratt’s true colours in space. She punch­es him right in the face in space.

Jen­nifer Lawrence is very sad in space. She lets out an ago­nis­ing scream in space. But no one is around to hear her scream in space. Only Chris Pratt is here in space. And she can’t stand the sight of Chris Pratt in space.

Jen­nifer Lawrence is still very angry in space. When will Chris Pratt take the hint in space? Or maybe he just needs to give her space in space? But space is the last thing she needs in space. Those dinosaurs were noth­ing next to a woman scorned in space.

Chris Pratt has made his bed in space. There’s no turn­ing back the clock in space. But what if Jen­nifer Lawrence needs help in space? Per­haps he could come to her res­cue in space. Chris Pratt could still save the day in space!

Chris Pratt and Jen­nifer Lawrence are still in space. Every­thing has fall­en neat­ly into place in space. They share a ten­der embrace in space. A hap­py end­ing is on the hori­zon in space. Which real­ly does leave a sour taste in space.