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Get Hard

26 Mar 2015 / Released: 27 Mar 2015

Words by David Jenkins

Directed by Adam McKay

Starring Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell

Two men in casual clothing, one wearing an orange jacket with tiger print, the other in a blue top, sitting together in a dimly lit setting.
Two men in casual clothing, one wearing an orange jacket with tiger print, the other in a blue top, sitting together in a dimly lit setting.
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Anticipation.

As advertised on busses.

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Enjoyment.

Rote isn't the word. But, there is one incredible sequence.

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In Retrospect.

A movie you're waiting to finish rather than anticipating the finale.

The dodgy pol­i­tics of this would-be com­e­dy might have been more hard-hit­ting had Will Fer­rell and and Kevin Hard giv­en us some­thing to laugh about.

White-col­lar crime pre­sent­ed as gay pan­ic slap­stick is the nub of Get Hard, a lazy film that Adam McK­ay appears to have co-writ­ten and then passed over to one of his ret­inue of prank mon­keys upon real­is­ing its lack of potential.

Throw­ing com­e­dy heavy­weight Will Fer­rell into the ring with fast up-and-com­ing new­bie, Kevin Hart, the sto­ry cen­tres on the idea of the for­mer being sen­tenced to 10 years in San Quentin max­i­mum secu­ri­ty prison, and the lat­ter being recruit­ed to help him pre­pare for his incar­cer­a­tion dur­ing a 30-day parole peri­od. And by pre­pare”, what is actu­al­ly meant is tak­ing mea­sures to pre­vent (or at least alle­vi­ate) inevitable gang rape. The film espous­es the notion that the best way to stop being raped is to be vio­lent and aggressive.

Ferrell’s James King is an arro­gant tycoon turned pat­sy whose capoeira, pas­tel leisure suits and gen­er­al­ly effete man­ner lead Hart’s Dar­nell – a low­ly car valet who can’t catch an even break – to con­vince him he needs a crash course in how to get hard”. And not get raped. Though the film attempts to tread care­ful­ly with its racial pol­i­tics, it well and tru­ly drops the baton and then awk­ward­ly fum­bles around on the floor when it comes to ques­tions of how its char­ac­ters deal with sexuality.

Iron­i­cal­ly, the film reach­es its nadir when it attempts to fire-fight to prove that – hey! – we can mock every­one and any­one, and come up smelling of ros­es. A scene at a gay bar in which Dar­nell realis­es he may as well teach King how to suck dick (con­sid­er­ing that’s all he be doing for the next 10 years) is hate­ful and self-sat­is­fied, par­tic­u­lar­ly in its attempts to frame the homo­pho­bic Dar­nell as some kind of gay dat­ing guru.

As always with these things, there are a few chuck­les along the way. One spec­tac­u­lar scene sees Hart emu­lat­ing a three-way turf war in the prison yard by enact­ing three sep­a­rate roles. He does so with incred­i­ble ener­gy and inge­nu­ity, and it’s one of those scenes where the longer it goes on, the fun­nier it gets. Fer­rell is made to stand in the mid­dle and jab­ber inco­her­ent­ly, unable to amply respond to Hart’s light­en­ing moves. It’s a cry­ing shame that the half-assed filmic mat­ter sur­round­ing this sec­tion is so depress­ing­ly for­mu­la­ic. Seek out War­ren Beatty’s gen­uine­ly dan­ger­ous Bul­worth instead.

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