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Cow­boys & Aliens

16 Aug 2011 / Released: 17 Aug 2011

Words by Adam Woodward

Directed by Jon Favreau

Starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, and Olivier Wilde

A man in a hat and a woman sitting at a bar counter, looking thoughtful.
A man in a hat and a woman sitting at a bar counter, looking thoughtful.
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Anticipation.

Indy-pendence Day.

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Enjoyment.

Dances With Wookies.

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In Retrospect.

Tonto Recall.

Jon Favreau’s genre mash-up is yet anoth­er under­whelm­ing sum­mer brouha­ha that fails to up the ante.

Despite boast­ing one of the year’s best taglines – First Con­tact. Last Stand’ is a rare stroke of mar­ket­ing genius – Cow­boys & Aliens is yet anoth­er under­whelm­ing sum­mer brouha­ha that fails to up the ante.

With the mash-up premise derived from the 2006 Plat­inum Stu­dios graph­ic nov­el of the same name, direc­tor Jon Favreau applies the block­buster fin­ish in typ­i­cal­ly brawny fash­ion. Sad­ly, how­ev­er, the per­ma-goa­teed Iron Man steed has also cho­sen the low road by extract­ing the most banal and well-worn com­po­nents from both par­ent gen­res, result­ing in an inter­galac­tic gun­slinger that could have played out like Blade Run­ner meets The Searchers but end­ed up Wild Wild West with bugs.

We open in Abso­lu­tion, a sin­gle-track Ari­zona fleapit that’s bossed by a surly cat­tle ranch­er-cum-colonel named Woodrow Dolarhyde (Har­ri­son Ford). With the towns­folk under his thumb, Dolarhyde’s snot-nosed son (Paul Dano) is free to pis­tol-whip and pil­lage at his leisure. That is, until a stranger with a murky past moseys on into view.

He’s Jake Lon­er­gan (Daniel Craig), an curi­ous­ly met­ro­sex­u­al sunuvabitch with a chip on his shoul­der and a mys­te­ri­ous brace locked tight around his wrist. After trou­ble flares in the local saloon, Lon­er­gan and Dolarhyde go mano y mano before a exo­teric glitch flips the film’s equi­lib­ri­um on its Stetson.

After the dust from this exhil­a­rat­ing first encounter set­tles our quar­relling pro­tag­o­nists puts their dif­fer­ence aside, wran­gle up a posse and set out across the vast Mid­west to track down the out­er space intrud­ers, who’ve abduct­ed half the town. This mid­dle-third is paced well, but we’re always more inter­est­ed in the cli­mac­tic Mex­i­can stand off than any half-baked char­ac­ter ton­ing that pre­cedes it.

So what does Cow­boys & Aliens tell us that we didn’t already know? Ulti­mate­ly, not a lot.

Ford should have hung up his act­ing spurs years ago. Favreau is a safe pair of hands with a mul­ti-mil­lion dol­lar bud­get, but his direct­ing lega­cy still doesn’t extend much fur­ther than Will Fer­rell dick­ing around in yel­low panty­hose. Craig is a bona fide action star who shouldn’t be reduced to spit­ting out lines like Demons took your gold” in a husky South­ern drawl. And Hollywood’s Midas touch is still stuck in reverse.

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