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Kris­ten Stew­art may or may not get swole for Rose Glass’ body­build­ing movie

13 Apr 2022

Words by Charles Bramesco

A person with blond hair and green eyes gestures towards the camera with a serious expression.
A person with blond hair and green eyes gestures towards the camera with a serious expression.
She’s only been cast as the lover of Love Lies Bleeding’s mus­cle­bound pro­tag­o­nist… but still.

The mere men­tion of the name Kris­ten Stew­art” is enough to send her legions of fans, both the for­mer Twi­light teeny­bop­pers now well into adult­hood and the com­mu­ni­ty of queer women proud to have her among their ranks, into full-body parox­ysms of rabid desire. So just imag­ine, if you will, how much more intense this fix­a­tion will get when the actress is re-intro­duced to the world in swole form.

An item post­ed to The Hol­ly­wood Reporter this after­noon hints that we may soon see a new­ly ripped, shred­ded, and/​or jacked ver­sion of Stew­art in the upcom­ing Love Lies Bleed­ing, the next fea­ture from Rose Glass. The THR bul­letin also spec­i­fies that the pro­duc­tion will reunite Glass with A24, the US dis­trib­u­tor for her buzzy debut Saint Maud, now han­dling glob­al rights for the new film.

The film will delve into the com­pet­i­tive, intense world of female body­build­ing, though Stew­art has been tapped to por­tray the mus­cle­bound protagonist’s pro­tec­tive lover.” The offi­cial state­ment from the pro­duc­ers describes the script as a romance fueled by ego, desire and the Amer­i­can Dream” — an unlike­ly move for the Eng­lish-born Glass.

Though her first film did prove her facil­i­ty with por­traits of wom­an­hood in extrem­is, as she pushed a nun to the lim­its of her own bod­i­ly capac­i­ty as she tor­tured her­self in an effort to get clos­er to God. And the treat­ment of Catholi­cism as anoth­er insu­lar sub­cul­ture with its own set of unspo­ken rules and internecine rival­ries would seem to sync up with the broad con­tours of the weightlift­ing set, so it could be an apter fit than the nation­al dif­fer­ence would suggest.

In any case, the K‑Stew loy­al­ists will turn out in droves for the chance to see their graven idol in a nur­tur­ing sap­ph­ic rela­tion­ship with a beef­cake to put Napoleon Dynamite’s Star­la to shame. Glass’ fresh­man film announced her as an excit­ing one-to-watch in hor­ror and in gen­er­al; her name should have just as much draw.

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