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Why the ide­al Oscars host is… Nobody

15 Jan 2019

Words by Victoria Luxford

Stage with the Oscars logo and display, surrounded by decorations and lighting.
Stage with the Oscars logo and display, surrounded by decorations and lighting.
With Kevin Hart out of the frame, the Acad­e­my would be wise to put the focus back on the films.

The 91st Acad­e­my Awards are fast approach­ing, and while all the talk at this stage usu­al­ly con­cerns which film is edg­ing ahead as the book­ies’ favourite, Hollywood’s biggest event instead finds itself mired in con­tro­ver­sy. The planned host of the cer­e­mo­ny, Kevin Hart, has passed on the job due to wide­spread pub­lic dis­ap­proval of past homo­pho­bic tweets as well as his con­tro­ver­sial stand-up routines.

With few big name stars eager to take up the man­tle due to the crit­i­cism it often draws, many out­lets are report­ing that The Academy’s cur­rent plan is to stage the show with­out a host. While seem­ing­ly anoth­er addi­tion to a laun­dry list of recent embar­rass­ments (#OscarsSoWhite, the 2017 Best Pic­ture deba­cle), doing away with the mas­ter of cer­e­monies posi­tion could be the best thing to hap­pen to the Oscars for many years.

The Oscars host tends to be an ami­able enter­tain­er who throws a few barbs at the audi­ence and keeps the fes­tiv­i­ties tick­ing along smooth­ly, with Bob Hope, Bil­ly Crys­tal and Whoopi Gold­berg being among the most suc­cess­ful. Yet the role has come under intense scruti­ny of late. There have been suc­cess­es – Ellen Degeneres was at her sparkling best at the 2014 cer­e­mo­ny – but for the most part this decade’s hosts have gar­nered more back­lash than raves.

Some have been vocal about the expec­ta­tion and pres­sure that comes with the job. James Fran­co, often list­ed among the worst hosts fol­low­ing his 2011 appear­ance along­side Anne Hath­away, felt par­tic­u­lar­ly aggriev­ed by the recep­tion he received. Here’s the hyp­o­crit­i­cal thing,” he told David Let­ter­man, lead­ing up to the Oscars, I couldn’t hear enough about how peo­ple don’t care about the Oscars any more: it’s dead, it’s bor­ing… well, as soon as you don’t host the way they want you to, they sud­den­ly care and they won’t shut up about it!”

More recent­ly, 2013 host Seth Mac­Far­lane took a wider view of the sit­u­a­tion, telling Enter­tain­ment Week­ly. It’s a gig that has all eyes on it, and when you’re doing some­thing that’s that much in the spot­light, with that much focus on it, that much inten­si­ty, you’re going to have a lot of opin­ions from a lot of peo­ple. I’m try­ing to think of the last time that I read a review of the Oscars the next day where every­one is rav­ing about it – it’s been a long time.”

There­in lies the prob­lem. Tens of mil­lions of peo­ple may watch the broad­cast live every year in the US, but hun­dreds of mil­lions more watch glob­al­ly, with more still catch­ing up in the fol­low­ing days. That’s a huge audi­ence to sat­is­fy, and as the old adage goes, you can’t please every­one. Some view­ers may take offence at edgy” con­tent, where­as oth­ers might decry a polit­i­cal­ly cor­rect host as safe” or bor­ing”. Some demand that the host use their plat­form to address social issues, oth­ers just want to see star-filled self­ies. It is an impos­si­ble job with para­me­ters that vary depend­ing on who you ask, much like cast­ing James Bond or pick­ing a Glas­ton­bury headliner.

Be it for polit­i­cal, moral or enter­tain­ment rea­sons, it seems very few pub­lic fig­ures fit the bill, and the deci­sion to have no host at all is the right one for a cer­e­mo­ny whose appeal appears to be in rapid decline. At any­thing from three to four hours between the open­ing mono­logue to the Best Pic­ture win­ner being announced, the Oscars can be a slog to sit through, so remov­ing the lengthy rou­tines that a celebri­ty host is oblig­ed to deliv­er could help to trim the run­time and hold the audience’s atten­tion for longer.

Most cru­cial­ly, not hav­ing a host means the focus will be back on the films. That doesn’t pre­clude any oppor­tu­ni­ties for com­e­dy, or address­ing seri­ous issues, which can still be achieved with­in the frame­work of award­ing excel­lence in cin­e­ma. After all, isn’t that the whole rea­son these awards exist

There should still be room for rous­ing musi­cal num­bers from nom­i­nees (Robin Williams per­form­ing South Park’s Blame Cana­da’ in 1999, John Leg­end and Common’s ren­di­tion of Glo­ry in 2015. Pre­sen­ters and recip­i­ents should still be able to com­ment on the state of the indus­try – one of the most talked about moments from 2018’s Gold­en Globes was Oprah Winfrey’s speech on the #MeToo move­ment. Yet aside from tra­di­tion, there’s no rea­son why we need a host to tie the entire spec­ta­cle together.

For var­i­ous rea­sons the role of Oscars host has become a poi­soned chal­ice, but it’s also one which feels increas­ing­ly redun­dant. Get­ting rid of a host for this year’s awards won’t sud­den­ly solve all of Oscar’s prob­lems, or guar­an­tee that the night pass with­out con­tro­ver­sy (such things are part and par­cel of the Acad­e­my Awards). It may, how­ev­er, help the 90 year old insti­tu­tion to move with the times.

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