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Expend4bles review – the living end

by David Jenkins

Sur­re­al­ly awful action spec­ta­cle which rep­re­sents noth­ing more than the quick­est route to a pay­day for every­one involved in its sor­ry creation.

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Review

Rambo: Last Blood

by Anton Bitel

Ram­bo starts off break­ing hors­es before break­ing skulls in this strange­ly lacon­ic revenge fan­ta­sy involv­ing the Mex­i­can cartels.

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Review

Creed II

by Kambole Campbell

Michael B Jor­dan returns as Ado­nis Creed in this over­ly sen­ti­men­tal and unin­spired rehash of Rocky IV.

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Creed

by Ashley Clark

A fran­chise is reborn in sen­sa­tion­al fash­ion cour­tesy of direc­tor Ryan Coogler and star Michael B Jordan.

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Review

The Expendables 3

by David Jenkins

A cast of thou­sands coa­lesce for this jol­ly, blood­less third sor­tie by those irre­press­ible, elder­ly Expendables.

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Bullet to the Head

by Adam Woodward

Slam-bang action icons Wal­ter Hill and Sylvester Stal­lone bud­dy up for some mus­cle-flex­ing and gunplay.

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Review

The Expendables 2

by Little White Lies

In the spir­it of this gung-ho tale about a mil­i­tarist old boys net­work, three review­ers sit down for a chat about The Expend­ables 2.
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The Expendables

by Adam Woodward

Sav­ing the world and get­ting the girl might still be all in day’s work, but it now comes at a price: dignity.

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In Retrospect