Mortal Engines movie review (2018) | Little White Lies

Mor­tal Engines

06 Dec 2018 / Released: 14 Dec 2018

Words by Tom Huddleston

Directed by Christian Rivers

Starring Hera Hilmar, Hugo Weaving, and Jihae

A person with long brown hair wearing a red face mask in a dimly lit room.
A person with long brown hair wearing a red face mask in a dimly lit room.
4

Anticipation.

Philip Reeve’s junior novel about moving cities is a loopy steampunk marvel.

3

Enjoyment.

It’s easy to get swept up in Reeve’s madcap world, and the epic scale is striking.

2

In Retrospect.

This should’ve been so much more than spectacular effects and shouting.

Despite some spec­tac­u­lar pro­duc­tion design, this is far from a pre­ci­sion-tooled adap­ta­tion of Philip Reeve’s steam­punk fantasy.

The city of Lon­don rum­bles through the bad­lands, hunt­ing for prey. A small­er city breaks from cov­er, try­ing to flee, but it’s no match for our nation’s vora­cious cap­i­tal… That’s the atten­tion-grab­bing open­ing of both British author Philip Reeve’s nov­el Mor­tal Engines’ – first pub­lished in 2001 and fol­lowed by no less than sev­en sequels and pre­quels – and of this eye-pop­ping­ly grand, trag­i­cal­ly con­fused big-screen adap­ta­tion direct­ed by new­com­er Chris­t­ian Rivers and pro­duced by his men­tor and patron Peter Jackson.

In this post-post-post-dystopi­an here­after, civilised soci­ety has been swept away and replaced by the prin­ci­ples of Munic­i­pal Dar­win­ism, where­by dense­ly pop­u­lat­ed, mas­sive­ly wheeled cities hunt each oth­er for resources. Young his­to­ri­an Tom Natswor­thy (Robert Shee­han) is a Lon­don patri­ot, proud of his home and its vio­lent exploits, many of them planned and exe­cut­ed by respect­ed adven­tur­er Thad­deus Valen­tine (Hugo Weav­ing). But when Valen­tine is attacked by rov­ing out­lander Hes­ter Shaw (new­com­er Hera Hilmar), Tom finds him­self left behind, marooned in the waste­land with only the tac­i­turn Shaw for company.

It’s a far-fetched set­up, admit­ted­ly, but in Rivers’ movie as in Reeve’s books, we have to take the whole city-on-wheels busi­ness some­what on faith. Grit­ty real­ism isn’t a pri­or­i­ty, and the result is as much berserk fairy tale as sci-fi futur­ism – though in keep­ing with Jackson’s oth­er excur­sions into the realms of the fan­tas­ti­cal, Mor­tal Engines is ground­ed in a cer­tain emo­tion­al and cul­tur­al authen­tic­i­ty. This is an unfor­giv­ing future where betray­al is com­mon­place, the social hier­ar­chy is strict­ly enforced and lit­tle old ladies get sold for sausage meat (seri­ous­ly).

A man with a beard wearing a dark coat holding a wooden telescope-like object, with a wall of pipes or cylinders in the background.

To give Jack­son and his reg­u­lar co-writ­ers Philip­pa Boyens and Fran Walsh cred­it, they don’t seem com­pelled to sug­ar­coat: Mor­tal Engines the movie is every bit as idio­syn­crat­ic, tonal­ly errat­ic and briefly unpleas­ant as Mor­tal Engines the book. The prob­lem – and it’s a famil­iar one – is that a 293 page nov­el doesn’t fit into a 128 minute film how­ev­er you force it, and those unwill­ing to make tough choic­es will end up with an unwieldy, over­loaded swamp of expo­si­tion, con­fus­ing twists and char­ac­ters who nev­er get time to make an impression.

Which is pre­cise­ly the case here. Faces come and go with pre­cious lit­tle expla­na­tion or impact – one beloved fig­ure from the books turns up, gets lum­bered with huge amounts of back­sto­ry then is prompt­ly knocked off. It doesn’t help that half the cast are pret­ty for­get­table: the aris­to­crat­i­cal­ly cheek­boned Shee­han is bad­ly mis­cast as our book­ish hero, nev­er engag­ing the sym­pa­thies for a moment, while Hilmar is sad­dled with an odd transat­lantic accent and a skin-deep Hol­ly­wood scar – the char­ac­ter was writ­ten as gen­uine­ly dis­fig­ured, but of course such things don’t sell.

Oth­ers do fare bet­ter: K‑pop icon Jihae is all angu­lar shades and bristling atti­tude as androg­y­nous rebel pilot Anna Fang, while Hugo Weav­ing some­times seems to be hold­ing the entire edi­fice togeth­er by sheer force of Hugo Weav­ing-ness. But as the plot gets tan­gled and the char­ac­ters pile up, it becomes clear that Jack­son and his co-writ­ers have sim­ply lost con­trol of the mate­r­i­al: the cli­mac­tic bat­tle is murky and tedious, as heroes we’ve bare­ly met die with­out fan­fare and twists that would’ve been bet­ter saved for sequels are chucked ran­dom­ly at the audi­ence in a des­per­ate attempt to engage the emotions.

Those sequels are unlike­ly ever to arrive. Mor­tal Engines aims high and some­times lands – the design­ers deserve immense praise for their wit­ty, imag­i­na­tive work on the strange-but-famil­iar city of Lon­don, where tube trains run ver­ti­cal­ly and beefed-up Bob­bies patrol brick-lined walk­ways – while the sheer wealth of Reeve’s imag­i­na­tion is still won­drous to explore. But as a film, this is sim­ply too unwieldy, too busy, too wild­ly dis­or­dered to ever be more than a fas­ci­nat­ing curio.

The title is tak­en from Oth­el­lo’ – and O you mor­tal engines whose rude throats / Th’immortal Jove’s dread clam­ors coun­ter­feit’ – but anoth­er Shake­speare quote pro­vides a more apt descrip­tion: full of sound and fury…’ Well, you know the rest.

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