Hellboy movie review (2019) | Little White Lies

Hell­boy

11 Apr 2019 / Released: 12 Apr 2019

Words by Anton Bitel

Directed by Neil Marshall

Starring David Harbour, Ian McShane, and Milla Jovovich

Muscular, shirtless man in dark environment with tattoos and goggles.
Muscular, shirtless man in dark environment with tattoos and goggles.
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Anticipation.

No del Toro, but plenty of Marshall.

3

Enjoyment.

Sweary, silly, schlocky, satisfyingly surreal.

3

In Retrospect.

As Ben Daimio puts it, “Hellboy does not add up”.

Neil Marshall’s reboot finds our red-skinned hero caught on the horn’s of his own des­tined dilemma.

Why did you bring me back any­way?”, Hell­boy (David Har­bour) asks his adop­tive father Pro­fes­sor Trevor Broom’ Brut­ten­holm (Ian McShane), who runs the Bureau for Para­nor­mal Research and Defense. Don’t tell me it’s cause you missed me.”

The truth is, it has always been Hellboy’s des­tiny to come back, ever since Guiller­mo del Toro fol­lowed Hell­boy with Hell­boy II: The Gold­en Army, and end­ed that sequel with a mas­sive cliffhang­er where­in the red-skinned hulk final­ly turned his back on human­i­ty, pre­fer­ring to side with the mar­gin­alised crea­tures of the shad­ows for whom he felt a greater affinity.

Del Toro had intend­ed to make a grand tril­o­gy clos­er which he would freely adapt him­self from the comics of Mike Migno­la. But when the stu­dio assigned the writ­ing to Steve Cos­by (helped by Migno­la) instead, del Toro lost inter­est, tak­ing Ron Perl­man – who had made the role of Hell­boy so icon­ic in the first two films – with him away from the project.

Now what start­ed life as a sec­ond sequel has become a reboot instead, direct­ed by Neil Mar­shall and star­ring David Har­bour as the demon who would be king. The film is still con­cerned with the same themes and the same moral cruces – name­ly, Hellboy’s attempts to find not only his place in a world that regards him as a mon­strous freak and sets him against his own kind, but also his path in a life that seems pre-des­tined for evil.

But it takes us back to a younger Hell­boy, before the top­knot, before Broom’s death, even before meet­ing series reg­u­lars Liz Sher­man, Abe Sapi­en and Johann Krauss. There’s a flash­back to the pri­mal scene which opened the 2004 Hell­boy – Rasputin’s mag­i­cal sum­mon­ing of the apoc­a­lyp­tic anti­hero towards the end of World War Two – but here, as though acknowl­edg­ing that this scene has already been shot once before, it is pre­sent­ed as self-con­scious­ly cin­e­mat­ic spec­ta­cle (with Kristi­na Klebe’s Leni Riefen­stahl film­ing the rit­u­al, and an SS offi­cer sport­ing old-style 3D glass­es to watch).

The sequence also devi­ates from its pre­vi­ous telling by briefly intro­duc­ing a new char­ac­ter, the intre­pid Lob­ster John­son (Thomas Haden Church), who dis­patch­es Nazi sol­diers with gory aban­don. John­son does not return in the present-day scenes (unless you hang around for the post-cred­its sting), but he does embody the spir­it of the film’s ass-kick­ing, blood-let­ting irreverence.

A woman with long dark hair wearing a beaded and feathered costume, arms outstretched in a dramatic pose, against a misty dark blue background.

Sent to Eng­land to help the con­ser­v­a­tive Osiris Club hunt a trio of escaped giants, Hell­boy finds him­self unsure whether to fuck, mar­ry or kill the pesti­len­tial Blood Queen’ Nimue (Mil­la Jovovich), once dis­mem­bered by none oth­er than King Arthur, and now being recon­sti­tut­ed by the vengeance-seek­ing porcine fairy Gru­a­gach to bring Hell to Earth.

Helped by Alice Mon­aghan (Sasha Lane), a coun­cil-estate psy­chic whom he had res­cued as a baby from Gru­a­gach, and forced to work with Ben Daimio (Daniel Dae Kim), a bat­tle-scarred sol­dier with a deep mis­trust of mon­sters, Hell­boy must face a vam­pir­ic luchador (Mario de la Rosa), giants, the witch Baba Yaga (Troy James) – who, like the baby-devour­ing Pale Man in del Toro’s Pan Labyrinth, tempts our pro­tag­o­nist with a feast – zom­bies, a gigan­tic talk­ing boar and grotesque­ly Love­craft­ian inter­di­men­sion­al abom­i­na­tions. Most of all, though, he must face him­self, caught on the horn’s of his own des­tined dilemma.

Repeat­ed­ly under­cut­ting its own visu­al hor­ror with coarse, sweary humour, Hell­boy is a know­ing­ly sil­ly affair, with a wise-crack­ing ado­les­cent at its cen­tre who can­not quite decide whether he is meant to be the film’s super­hero or supervil­lain. That eth­i­cal deci­sion is in part gov­erned by a con­flict­ing range of pater­nal influ­ences (whether his own already con­fused blood­line, or the adop­tive Broom). As such, the film plays upon the mul­ti-faceted forces of patri­archy – and resur­gent Nazism – in our own post­mod­ern age.

There are lessons aplen­ty here: make your own future; embrace your inner dif­fer­ence; best avoid eat­ing chil­dren; under­stand that the sup­posed bad guys some­times real­ly are the bad guys, and that the good guys can still be good even if they hap­pi­ly shoot oth­ers in the face (just so long as they do not spear you in the back); know that every day you do not end the world is a good day.

If this all sounds like a bewil­der­ing­ly mixed mes­sage, that is because Hell­boy makes a virtue of its own messi­ness, exult­ing in its protagonist’s con­found­ed sta­tus as alpha ass­hole and sav­iour of human­i­ty, and unleash­ing him on a world that is all at once recog­nis­ably our own banal place of res­i­dence, yet full of ancient enti­ties and impos­si­ble incidents.

Not all the film’s imper­fec­tions seem quite so intrin­sic to its top­sy-turvy nar­ra­tive fab­ric. Way too many lines of dia­logue, for exam­ple, appear to be there just for the trail­er’, per­func­to­ri­ly reca­pit­u­lat­ing the absur­di­ties that we have already seen unfold­ing – and there is lit­tle sense of per­il in a uni­verse where no-one, human or oth­er­wise, ever real­ly, irrev­o­ca­bly dies.

This is why, for all the pugna­cious pan­de­mo­ni­um and SFX bif­fo, real­ly the film comes down to a moral choice. The heady strug­gle between good and evil, fought by but also embod­ied with­in Hell­boy him­self, can car­ry on for­ev­er (in a sto­ry whose key events go back mil­len­nia). Make sure she doesn’t come back for the sequel,” Alice tells Hell­boy of Nimue. Per­haps she won’t, but there will always be oth­er demons, whether phys­i­cal or per­son­al, for Hell­boy to fight, and while this film is obsessed with the – or at least an – end that is com­ing, it also leaves mul­ti­ple doors open for one or oth­er kind of cin­e­mat­ic hereafter.

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