Danny Collins | Little White Lies

Dan­ny Collins

29 May 2015 / Released: 29 May 2015

Words by Matt Thrift

Directed by Dan Fogelman

Starring Al Pacino, Annette Bening, and Jennifer Garner

A smiling, well-dressed man with greying hair and a blue scarf against a colourful urban backdrop.
A smiling, well-dressed man with greying hair and a blue scarf against a colourful urban backdrop.
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Anticipation.

One of the greatest actors of his generation...

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Enjoyment.

Return to form?

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In Retrospect.

Return to sender.

A sap­py Al Paci­no vehi­cle reviewed via the medi­um of Heat’s icon­ic cof­fee shop tête-à-tête.

Two cars pull onto the shoul­der. ROBERT DE NIRO in jeans and a sweat­shirt steps out and approach­es AL PACINO’s car. AL watch­es BOB approach, wary. He wasn’t expect­ing this.

BOB: You know I’m onto you.

AL: Sure… Buy me a cup of coffee.

[BOB cross­es back to his car.]

INT. NIGHT24 HR DIN­ERAL + BOB AT TABLEMEDIUM

BOB: I thought this was over.

AL: What are you, a crit­ic now?

BOB: We agreed once we’d evened the score we were both out.

AL: I knew you were get­ting cold feet when you start­ed mak­ing deals with that O Rus­sell schmuck. That’s fool’s gold, com­padre… So you wan­na go back? You must have worked some dip­shit crews?

BOB: I worked all kinds.

AL: I saw The Fam­i­ly. That’s when you got that Born to Lose’ tat­too across your chest, right?

BOB: Yes it was.

AL: And now you think this is over?

BOB: Yes I do.

AL: Well let me tell you some­thing, I ain’t nev­er going back.

[The adver­sar­i­al inten­si­ty is eye-to-eye.]

BOB: You wan­na just keep on mak­ing these pictures?

AL: Wasn’t that the deal?

BOB: For a time. It was fun­ny for a time.

AL: So this was just a joke to you?

BOB: I took your chal­lenge, now I want out.

AL: You think we’re through? I got some­thing out this month gonna keep you play­ing, just you wait. You can’t win this.

BOB: You real­ly think you can give worse than me?

AL: Oh I do, mamaci­ta… I do.

BOB: You don’t want your nor­mal life back?

AL: What the fuck is that? Oscars and Tonys? Black tie and golf?

BOB: That’s part of it.

AL: That what you’ve got?

BOB: Not since we start­ed this whole thing. My agent’s in rehab, even Rat­ner won’t take my calls… All because you think you can make a shit­ti­er film than me.

AL: What did you expect? You wan­na play this game with me, you can’t read a decent script you’re not will­ing to drop in 30 sec­onds flat when you feel the heat around the corner.

BOB: I saw what you did in Jack and Jill.

AL: Exact­ly. If you’re chas­ing me, you got­ta move when I move. You got­ta be ready, when you see Dan­ny Collins, to sign up for anoth­er Fock­ers. That’s the discipline.

BOB: I did three of those things because of you. I made a film with Ed fuck­ing Burns. You think you can box me in? Right­eous Kill was a favour, to lev­el the play­ing field, but if I see this movie of yours and it’s so bad I feel I’ve got­ta put you down, even if I got­ta bring Cuba Good­ing Jr into this again, I will not hes­i­tate, not for one second.

AL: Maybe it’ll hap­pen that way, maybe it won’t.

BOB: What’s it been? Ten? Fif­teen years? What we’re left with is pret­ty empty.

AL: What? You wan­na do some­thing else?

BOB: I don’t think I know how to do any­thing else any more.

AL: [the shared con­fes­sion] …nei­ther do I.

BOB: And maybe you’re right. Maybe I don’t much want to.

AL: Nei­ther do I.

[They look at each oth­er for a moment, a smile of wry res­ig­na­tion shared.]

BOB: (to WAIT­RESS) Can we have the bill?

[AL PACI­NO has already dis­ap­peared into the night.]

FIN

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