Sucker Punch | Little White Lies

Suck­er Punch

31 Mar 2011 / Released: 01 Apr 2011

Words by Emma Simmonds

Directed by Zack Snyder

Starring Abbie Cornish, Emily Browning, and Oscar Isaac

Blonde woman in black outfit on steps.
Blonde woman in black outfit on steps.
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Anticipation.

Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead and Watchmen were reasonably well received.

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Enjoyment.

Incoherent, dunderheaded, excruciating and generally unpleasant – not a redeeming quality in sight.

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In Retrospect.

Have we already found the worst film of the year?

Zack Syder’s film is lit­tle more than glam­or­ised sex­u­al servi­tude pre­sent­ed as fun for the whole family.

Those who have seen Suck­er Punch’s trail­er, or indeed Zack Snyder’s pre­vi­ous slow-mo action offer­ing, 300, may not have high hopes for his lat­est – but this aston­ish­ing trav­es­ty man­ages to lim­bo under the low­est of low expec­ta­tions. An intense­ly cyn­i­cal mash-up of a movie, Suck­er Punch is acute­ly trou­bling and about as empow­ered as a late night lap dance.

It opens in music video mode with our protagonist’s vio­lent, sex­u­al­ly abu­sive back-sto­ry and new­ly orphaned sta­tus cur­so­ri­ly and cal­lous­ly impart­ed. After an alter­ca­tion with her step-father, dur­ing which her younger sis­ter is killed, our – as yet unnamed – pro­tag­o­nist (Emi­ly Brown­ing) is interned in a for­mi­da­ble Ver­mont men­tal insti­tu­tion called Lennox House.

Faced with the threat of lobot­o­mi­sa­tion, we see her appar­ent­ly retreat into fan­ta­sy, inex­plic­a­bly reimag­in­ing her sur­round­ings as a sleazy, high-secu­ri­ty broth­el where smoky-eyed gamines are forced to enter­tain’ the clients of their boss and mas­ter, Blue (Oscar Isaac).

New­ly-monikered dancer-cum-hook­er Baby­doll turns out to be a sur­pris­ing­ly sedi­tious inmate – sur­pris­ing not least because Browning’s per­for­mance betrays not one ounce of rebel­lious spark. She for­mu­lates a spec­tac­u­lar­ly half-baked escape plan, assist­ed by a clutch of her fel­low cap­tives, includ­ing Sweet Pea (Abbie Cor­nish) and Rock­et (Jena Malone).

Each time Baby­doll per­forms her sig­na­ture dance she retreats deep­er into fan­ta­sy where the girls do sus­pense-free, tedious bat­tle against a suc­ces­sion of off-the-shelf CG vil­lains: zom­bie Nazis; drag­ons; robots; samu­rais. Back in Broth­el World’ these (unseen) dances are appar­ent­ly the most erot­ic and mes­meris­ing gyra­tions imag­in­able and so facil­i­tate her co-plot­ters’ theft of the items required for their escape. Daft doesn’t even begin to cov­er it.

The omnipresent and often realised threat of sex­u­al vio­lence is set to a series of pump­ing (and pre­dictable) tunes. It’s a film which asks you bemoan the girls’ sub­jec­tion and impris­on­ment whilst simul­ta­ne­ous­ly leer­ing at them. The fact that this is a main­stream effort, neat­ly served up with­in the film’s 12A cer­tifi­cate is deeply unset­tling – this is glam­or­ised sex­u­al servi­tude pre­sent­ed as fun for the whole family.

Suck­er Punch is Snyder’s first attempt at devel­op­ing mate­r­i­al from scratch and, as the co-writer and direc­tor, it’s impos­si­ble not to lay the blame square­ly at his door.

It’s hard to feel any­thing but sym­pa­thy for the actors when the mate­r­i­al is so obnox­ious and anaemic; that the won­der­ful Abbie Cor­nish and Jon Hamm are present – albeit in body only – serves as a con­stant reminder that you could be watch­ing some­thing better.

Its aggres­sive, expen­sive mar­ket­ing cam­paign will ensure bums-on-seats, but don’t make the mis­take of mak­ing them yours. Snyder’s first orig­i­nal film is a stinker of such grandiose pro­por­tions that it will take weeks to get rid of its stub­born, wretched odour.

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